I just would like to take this opportunity to talk some trash...
Typical Masters Swimmers: You think you're fast? Maybe in the pool, but open water? Ha!
Triathloners: Take off that goofy wetsuit and take on the cold water like a real man/woman!
Germophobes: Bountiful Lake probably has less bacteria than your mouse's scroll wheel and your significant other's mouth. Breakout some cleaning agent and Listerine you worry wart!
Professional sports fanatics: Get off your duff and break a sweat instead of watching the pros do it.
Are you ticked off now? Good!
Currently the record is 18:49:07 If you want this trophy, you got to beat that time! Just go here to see the rules and go for it!
* The talking of trash in this post is not intended to offend. Simply in hopes of getting you enraged enough to swim it off.
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